WEB CHUTNEY

Boys have their own language. I tried decoding it and this is what I came up with. But for all the boys out there - if I am wrong please correct me in the comment section below and I’ll make the changes

Here are dialogues that, I believe, are part of every Pakistani boy’s life:

1) When a friend asks them to hang out:

2) When Mum’s call scares the bejesus out of them but they can’t tell you that:

3) When they like a girl:

4) When they blackmail their bros:

5) When they see a not-so-close-friend:

6) A night before the exam:

7) When they don’t know what to say:

8) When they know their friend is right:

9) When a friend is too busy:

10) When they’ve waited too long:

11) When they ignore your message and don’t reply:

12) When they know you are telling the truth:

13) When they hate your driving skills:

14) When they think you are acting crazy:

15) When they think you are high:

16) When they think you are acting cool:

17) When they think your ideas are suicidal:

18) When you are not ready to do ‘adventurous’ stuff with them:

19) When they know you’ve won the argument:

20) When they see someone becoming free with them:

21) When they don’t believe you:

22) All the time:

23) When you say something insane:

24) When they are trying desperately to hide a secret:

25) When they are trying to act innocent:

26) Whenever they go to college:

27) When they think you are irritating them:

28) When they look at a HOT girl:

29) When you have good news. In fact when you have any news:

30) When they think you are being difficult:

31) When they want to tell their boy that they love him but can’t say it straight up:

32) When they think you are cooler than them:

33) Any time. All the time.

34) When they know we know them:

35) When they think they are prettier than Barbie:

Boys, I tell you!