WEB CHUTNEY

There are some people who are ALWAYS dieting. They will order a salad when everyone else is going crazy over the new double patty extra cheese burger! Then there are those who just can’t go on a diet, they try to but they just can’t do it.

Here’s what happens when you suck at dieting:

1. You procrastinate. Everyday.

2. You think about your cheat days even before starting the diet

3. You think about food ALL THE FRIGGING TIME!

4. You see your favourite-unhealthy-snack and think “this is the last one - I promise” or “just one more bite” or “I’ll burn off the calories tomorrow”

5. When someone says, “you need to go on a diet”

6. You just don’t understand the concept behind eating 1200 calories a day! You don’t want to count your calories, you just want to eat goddammit!

7. Working out to burn all the extra calories you eat everyday is mission-impossible.

8. Eating smaller portions is not something you can do because you can either eat properly or not eat at all and not eating at all is just not an option.

9. You CRAVE unhealthy food. ALL THE TIME. Yes, you CRAVE pizza and brownies and biryani and everything you love eating. And you can’t control it.

10. Diet food is simply NOT FOOD!!!

11. You spend most of your time thinking about what you will have for lunch or dinner.

12. You don’t think salad is food! Because salad is NOT food!

13. You eat yourself out of depression and heartbreak! You eat to deal with emotions! It’s a scientific thing, okay!

14. You believe it is ungrateful to say no to food! A SIN!

15. This is you when you are dieting and you see your favourite food

16. You hate it when someone reminds you that you are on diet

17. You have the most ingenious excuses for not following the diet plan.

18. Every time you try dieting, you are angry and tired and hate everyone!

19. Therefore, in order to be calm and sane you decide not to go on a diet and eat whatever you can find for the love of food!

20. Because being healthy and fit can never be more satisfying than having a good meal!

Food is a blessing and you will be ungrateful if you go on a diet. Eat all you can because there is nothing that can make you feel better than eating! YOLO, guys. Just do it!!