WEB CHUTNEY

If you have a crush and by some miracle you got her number follow these rules to ensure that you’re still in the game to be a potential boyfriend:

1. Use full stops and proper grammar

Grammar and full stops are sexy

2. Don’t type like “Hy Bbe wutz da cne?”

Please use appropriate English while texting

3. Use emojis to a minimum

You’re not a 12 year old

4. Don’t get angry when she doesn’t message back within 5 minutes

5. Don’t always be the first one to text all the time

6. Also don’t text them every minute of every day be busy with other things you don’t want to seem obsessed or khuwar just waiting for them to text back

7. Don’t message them on every form of social media

8. Don’t call them out on not replying even though they’re online

9. Don’t compliment their display picture every time they change it

10. ‘hmmmmm’ makes no sense don’t ever text like that

11. Don’t be the one who sends good morning messages everyday with cutesy pictures

12. Never ever ask for a picture

13. Never send her a picture she doesn’t want

14. Do not give a nick name like ‘Jaanu’, ‘Baby doll’ ‘babe’ etc

15. If she’s texting bad one word replies she isn’t interested

16. If you’re always the one initiating conversation it’s time to move on buddy

Ready to get that girl? Good luck!