WEB CHUTNEY

They say “better late than never” but why do they hate us for being late? Shouldn’t they be happy that we finally made it?

Here’s a list of things only people who are always late will understand:

1. You are ALWAYS late, no exceptions whatsoever!

2. Your friends and family know you to be the forever LATE LATEEF

3. If they want you to reach somewhere on time, they will always ask you to get there at least 30 minutes before the actual time but you know all their tactics!

4. You have the world’s best excuses for being late

5. But sometimes people lose their temper and everything goes wrong

Them:

You:

6. Waking up in the morning is the most difficult task for you!

7. Snooze button is your best friend

8. You set multiple alarms to wake up on time but you still wake up at the last minute

9. You have always been the last person to enter the classroom

10. You have missed trains, planes, important appointments and everything that is on time!

11. “On my way” actually means you will get your lazy ass up now to dressed and will leave in an hour

12. When you really want to reach somewhere on time, you give yourself extra time for preparation

13. BUT YOU STILL GET LATE and you don’t understand how that can possibly happen

14. When you manage to reach only 5 minutes late you think you deserve a medal!

We simply can’t do anything on time and we know we can’t change that about ourselves! We need help…