Biker boys are hot – ONLY in movies like Torque and Dhoom! Bike walas are not at all hot in real life. Not even if they have a sport’s bike.
Pakistani bike walas can cross all limits of annoying any sane person! Here’s a list of 21 times everyone has hated Pakistani Bike walas!
1. When they take their bike’s silencer off and let it rumble BROOM BROOM BROOM all the way!
Stop the noise already!!
2. When they zigzag across the road
Road kya tumhare papa ka hai?
3. When there is a traffic jam and they decide to ride their bikes on footpaths/ pavements/sidewalks/anything else they can find
Where are pedestrians supposed to walk? On your face?
4. When they occupy the space of a LAND CRUISER in the parking area.
5. When they block your car from all sides in the parking area!
6. When they NEVER EVER indicate that they are about to turn
What are indicators?
7. When they take wrong turns at the wrong time
The bus has to stop because a bike wala is taking a wrong turn!
8. When they ignore traffic lights
PUT THEM IN JAIL!
9. When they blame the car wala even if it is their own fault.
10. When they ride too slow right in the middle the road and won’t let you overtake them either!
11. When they use their phones whilst riding the bike
Ghuss jao phone mei!
12. When they show their talent of wheeling on a busy road
13. When they try to fit their whole KHANDAAN on a bike
There is enough room for 2 more – one will sit on my head and the other on my husbands!
14. When they don’t wear helmets!
Helmets are for the weak, right?
15. When they try to ride through the narrowest space between two cars.
16. And hit or break the side mirror of your car and then say “Sorry, bhai!”.
Sometimes they don’t even apologise!
17. When they decide to race with their other biker friends
18. When they do this:
19. And this:
20. When the bike wala is not even 18!
They should be doing their home work!