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20 Desi Pick-Up Lines You Should NEVER Use!
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Published: May 23, 2015

If you love her, like really really love her and you truly want her to be yours, then make sure you NEVER EVER use any of these pick-up lines.

EVER!!!

1)

n11She ain’t NASWAAR, bro!

2)

n10Are you a truck wala?

3)

n8And you are WAJIB UL KATAL!

4)

n7NAHIIIII!

5)

n6She doesn’t want to marry a weila let alone EDWARD! YUCK!

6)

n5No, my father is not a terrorist, but he will find you and he will kill you!

7)

n4Even Dhandli won’t help you!

8)

n3No one’s home!

9)

n1Can I be your Karela?

10)

n118I hope you die of diabetes!

11)

n115You are my pareshani!

12)

n116Can you shave your head for me?

13)

n117And you’d be McCheap.

14)

n119*Face Palm*

15)

n112Planning a family, already?

16)

n113What’d you call ma’ daddy!?

17)

n114This is HARAM!

18)

n122And no rishtas were given that day!

19)

n133See you in the hereafter then!

20)

nTwinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Once you know who you are,
The mental hospital is not so far!