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15 Things Guys Say When They Actually Mean Something Else
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Published: Oct 14, 2015

“Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.” ― Nelson DeMille

Often women are accused of saying things and meaning something else. But what about men though? Are they easy to figure out? Never thought a guy would be on the other side of this, huh? Well, here are 15 things guys say when they actually mean something else.

1. What he said: I LOVE YOU

What he really meant: Yes, I love you but not more than I do my video games.

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2. What he said: She is just a friend

What he really meant: She was my “ex”, I hope we can be friends again

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3. What he said: I will call you back in five minutes

What he really meant: I will call you back if I remember to call you back

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4. What he said: Can we talk about this later?

What he really meant: We will never talk about this again

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5. What he said: I am tired

What he really meant: Please do not disturb me, I don’t want to talk right now

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6. What he said: I am sorry

What he really meant: I am sick of this discussion but it is your fault

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7. What he said: I am kidding

What he really meant: I was not kidding at all but thank GOD you didn’t notice

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8. What he said: That’s really cool

What he really meant: Oh GOD, you are so dumb and boring

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9. What he said: What do you think?

What he really meant: I really don’t care what you think, but I know you will fight with me later for not asking you.

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10. What he said: I miss you

What he really meant: That guy has his girlfriend with him and I am lonely!

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11. What he said: Do you mind if I watch cricket this weekend?

What he really meant: This is not a question. I want watch and I will watch it, I don’t care whether you like it or not. I am just letting you know.

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12. What he said: That’s not what I meant

What he really meant: I am saying exactly what I mean but I know you will bite my head of so I am just going to deny it.

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13. What he said: How do you know that guy?

What he really meant: Are you in a relationship with him?

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14. What he said: We should join a gym together

What he really meant: You look fat

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15. What he said: I don’t want a relationship right now

What he really meant: Alert! I just want to to Netflix and chill yaar!

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