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14 Signs Your Friend Is A Burger
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Published: Nov 25, 2015

A burger isn’t only something you eat, in Pakistan, it is also the definition of a type of person who has the traits of a westerner or is influenced by western culture.

Here are some signs your friend is a burger:

1. They are a total SNOB!

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2. They speak Urdu in an English accent and it’s funniest/most annoying thing you hear all day

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Source: giphy.com

3. They’re more informed about what an idiot Donald Trump is than about what’s happening in their own country

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3. They think Raheel Sharif is related to Nawaz Sharif

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4. They think Chai Walla is a Dhabba

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5. They take pictures of their food and ask you which filter looks better

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6. They SnapChat like their life depends on it

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Source: consumernewspk.com

7. They use hand sanitisers like nobody’s business

And when you refuse to use hand sanitiser

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Source: tumblr.com

8. They can’t bargain to save their life, they always end up paying more than anyone else would,

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9. If something is not on GoogleMaps, they can’t reach there

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10. If they’re not wearing something branded they’re not wearing anything at all.

They’re fashion sense is on point… in America that is.

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Source: kimwoobinseyebrows.tumblr.com

11. If there is a get together they have to know who all is coming at what time and for how long.

Also if the ratio is good or not:

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12. If you take them to a desi amusement park or a slightly dingy looking street the first question is ‘Is it safe here?’

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13. They don’t eat anything from Thelas because, “eww! It’s so unhygienic!”

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 14. And the best part is, they will never accept that they are actually burgers

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 Share this with your burger friends!