Valentine’s day is a day about love, but many people show love in really lame and boring ways. These are some things you should not do on Valentine’s day:
1. Buy flowers
The price of flowers will triple on Valentine’s day, plus your Valentine is going to throw those flowers away in less than two days. It’s a waste.
2. Go for dinner
I fell asleep writing that because going for dinner on Valentine’s day is THAT boring
3. Buying heart shaped things
Come on man that’s not even what a heart is shaped like.
4. Give them money as a gift
Do you want them to hate you?
5. Buy them a teddy bear
I’m sure you could find something lamer
6. Invite them for a family dinner
7. Not having a plan
Have something planned for them but make sure its the perfect balance of planning too much and not planning at all
8. Bring a friend
Don’t make anyone a third wheel it’s mean and annoying.
9. Talk about what your ex did for you on Valentine’s day
no one cares, and it’s becoming quite clear why your ex is your ex
Do I really need to explain why?