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10 New Year Resolutions You Said You Will Keep But Never do
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Published: Jan 1, 2016

Here’s a list of resolutions you said you would keep but never will my friend.

1. Going to the gym every day

You probably went to the gym 5 times last year and now you plan on going everyday? Get real buddy. Try and opt for going AT LEAST 3 days a week

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2. Quit smoking

Funny story, it’s not gonna happen. Yup, unless you’ve got nerves of steel and are super determined you probably would have stopped a while back. So yeah, not happening.

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3. Not repeating previous mistakes

Look, if this is your¬†resolution, chances are you’re gonna repeat those same mistakes again because why would you have this resolution if you didn’t do it earlier.

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4. Sleeping on time

This is for you workaholics out there or night owls who promised themselves that they’re gonna get more sleep and sleep on time. Don’t bet on it! Just wait for that day when you binge watch a show into oblivion or when you have to work late.

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5. Getting off social media

You probably found this article through social media! Come on!

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6. Saving a lot of money

I bet your bank account is laughing at you right now

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7. Meeting your friends more often

Yeah you know that friend you’ve been planning to meet for the past year, you can now plan to meet him/her this year and never meet them at all!

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8. Learning a new language

Somethings are really interesting and cool to do. But don’t the class timings clash with that thing? Yeah you know, that thing you can’t miss out on? Yeeaaaah that thing..

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9. I’m gonna work harder in school

“Yeah, I’m gonna start studying from the first day of school”

First day of school – Bunking

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10. I’m finally gonna talk to X and tell him/her how I feel!

We know you’re gonna say new year new me but we know you’re gonna wuss out as soon as X comes in your line of sight

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